Send ❤ for a non-specific kiss…

rp-memes-atyourservice:

Or select one (or more!) from the following. Feel free to combine them!

☺ - for a happy kiss
♦ - for a platonic kiss
☹ - for an angsty kiss
☠ - for an angry kiss
✧ - for a kiss on the hand
☆ - for a kiss on the neck
✗ - for a drunken kiss

musingsource:

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

• “your feet are cold.”
  
• “movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”
  
• “you’re hogging the blankets!”
  
• “we should cuddle… for warmth.”
  
• “is that your hand on my leg?”
  
• “scoot over.”
  
• “can we watch something else? this is scary.” 
  
• “are you shivering?” 
  
• “if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”
  
• “did you eat all the popcorn?”
  
• “your hair keeps getting in my face.”
  
• “are you even wearing pants??”
  
• “stop kicking me!”
• “you’re a good pillow.”
  
• “do i look like a foot-rest to you?”
  
• “do i look like a pillow to you?”
• “i’m cold.”
• “why can’t you ever just lay still?”
  

(Source: musingmemes)

♡ MASTERLIST OF MUSE MEMES ♡ 1989 EDITION ♡

swiftroleplays:

WELCOME TO NEW YORK

• “Everybody here wanted something more.”
• “Welcome to New York.”
• “It’s been waiting for you.”
• “I could dance to this beat, forevermore.”
• “The lights are so bright.”
• “Take our broken hearts, and put them in a drawer.”
• “Everybody here was someone else before.”
• “You can want who you want.”
• “Like any great love, it keeps you guessing.”
• “Like any real love, it’s ever-changing.”
• “Like any true love, it drives you crazy.”
• “But you know you wouldn’t change anything.”

BLANK SPACE

• “Nice to meet you, where you been?”
• “I could show you incredible things.”
• “Saw you there and I thought, oh my god, look at that face.”
• “You look like my next mistake.”
• “Love’s a game, want to play?”
• “I can read you like a magazine.”
• “Ain’t it funny, rumors fly.”
• “And I know you heard about me.”
• “So hey, let’s be friends.”
• “I’m dying to see how this one ends.”
• “Grab your passport and my hand.”
• “I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.”
• “So it’s gonna be forever, or it’s gonna go down in flames.”
• “You can tell me when it’s over, if the high was worth the pain.”
• “Got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane.”
• “Because you know I love the players, and you love the game.
• “Because we’re young and we’re reckless.”
• “We’ll take this way too far.”
• “It’ll leave you breathless, or with a nasty scar.”
• “Got a long list of ex-lovers.”
• “They’ll tell you I’m insane.”
• “But I’ve got a blank space, baby, and I’ll write your name.”
• “You’re the King, baby, I’m your Queen.”
• “Find out what you want, be that girl for a month.”
• “Wait, the worst is yet to come.”
• “I can make all the tables turn.”
• Keep you second guessing like, ‘Oh my God, who is she?’”
• “But you’ll come back each time you leave.”
• “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.”
• “Boys only want love if it’s torture.”
• “Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.”

STYLE

• “Come and pick me up, no headlights.”
• “Long drive, could end in burning flames or paradise.”
• “It’s been a while since I have even heard from you.”
• “I should just tell you to leave ‘cause I know exactly where it leads.”
• “Watch us go ‘round and ‘round each time.”
• “You got that James Dean day dream look in your eye.”
• “And I got that red lip classic thing that you like.”
• “When we go crashing down, we come back every time.”
• “We never go out of style.”
• “You got that long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt.”
• “And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt.”
• “Can’t keep your wild eyes on the road.”
• “I heard that you been out and about with some other girl.”
• “What you’ve heard is true but I can’t stop thinking about you.”
• “Just take me home.”

OUT OF THE WOODS

• “Looking at it now, it all seems so simple.”
• “We were lying on your couch, I remember, you took a Polaroid of us.”
• “The rest of the world was black and white, but we were in screaming color.”
• “And I remember thinking… Are we out of the woods yet?”
• “Are we out of the woods yet?”
• “Are we in the clear yet?”
• “We were built to fall apart.”
• “We were built to fall apart, then fall back together.”
• “Your necklace hanging from my neck, that night I couldn’t quite forget.”
• “Let’s move the furniture so we can dance.”
• “Baby, like we stood a chance.”
• “Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?”
• “Remember when you hit the brakes too soon? That ended in twenty stitches in a hospital room.”
• “When you started crying, baby, I did too.”
• “If you start crying, baby I will too.”
• “When the sun came up, I was looking at you.”
• “Remember when we couldn’t take the heat?”
• “Remember when we couldn’t take the heat? I walked out, I said “I’m setting you free.””
• “We can’t take the heat.”
• “But the monsters turned out to be just trees.”
• “When the sun came up..you were looking at me.”

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAY

• “People like you always want back the love they gave away.”
• “People like me wanna believe you when you say you’ve changed.”
• “The more I think about it now the less I know.”
• “All I know is that you drove us off the road.”
• “All you had to do was stay.”
• “Had me in the palm of your hand.”
• “Why’d you had to go and lock me out when I let you in?”
• Now you say you want it back now that it’s just too late.”
• “Well could’ve been easy, all you had to do was stay.”
• “Here you are now, calling me up, but I don’t know what to say.”
• “I’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made.”
• “People like you always want back the love they pushed aside.”
• “People like me are gone forever when you say goodbye.”
• “Let me remind you this was what you wanted.”
• “You ended it.”
• “You were all I wanted.”
• “You were all I wanted, but not like this.”

SHAKE IT OFF

• “I stay out too late.”
• “Got nothing in my brain.”
• “That’s what people say.”
• “I go on too many dates.”
• “But I keep cruising, can’t stop, won’t stop moving.”
• “The players gonna play.”
• “The haters gonna hate.”
• “I’m just gonna shake it off.”
• “Heart-breakers gonna break.”
• “The fakers gonna fake.”
• “I never miss a beat.”
• “I’m lightning on my feet.”
• “That’s what they don’t see.”
• “I’m dancing on my own.”
• “I make the moves up as I go.”
• “That’s what they don’t know.”
• “Just think while you’ve been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, you could’ve been getting down to this sick beat.”
• “My ex-man brought his new girlfriend.”
• “Won’t you come on over, baby?”

I WISH YOU WOULD

• “You say it’s in the past, you drive straight ahead.”
• “You’re thinking that I hate you now.”
• “Guess you still don’t know what I never said.”
• “I wish you would come back.”
• “Wish I never hung up the phone like I did.”
• “I wish you knew that I’ll never forget you as long as I live.”
• “Wish you were right here, right now.”
• “We’re a crooked love in a straight line down.”
• “You always knew how to push my buttons.”
• “You give me everything and nothing.”
• “This mad love makes you come running.”
• “Stand back where you stood.”
• “2am, here we are.”
• “I wish we could go back.”
• “Remember what we were fighting for?”
• “I wish you knew that I miss you too much to be mad anymore.”

BAD BLOOD

• “Now we got bad blood.”
• “You know what used to be mad love.”
• “So take a look what you’ve done.”
• “Now we got problems, and I don’t think we can solve them.”
• “You made a really deep cut.”
• “Did you have to do this?”
• “I was thinking that you could be trusted.”
• “Did you have to ruin, what was shining now it’s all rusted?”
• “Did you have to hit me, where I’m weak?”
• “It’s so sad to, think about the good times, you and I.”
• “Did you think we’d be fine?”
• “Still got scars on my back from your knife.”
• “So don’t think it’s in the past, these kinda wounds they last and they last.”
• “Did you think it all through?”
• “All these things will catch up to you.”
• “Time can heal but this won’t, so if you’re coming my way just don’t.”
• “Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.”
• “You say sorry just for show.”
• “You live like that that you live with ghosts.”
• “If you love like that blood runs cold.”

WILDEST DREAMS

• “Let’s get out of this town, drive out of the city, away from the crowds.”
• “Nothing lasts forever.”
• “This is gonna take me down.”
• “You’re so tall and handsome as hell.”
• “You’re so bad but you do it so well.”
• “I can see the end.”
• “Say you’ll remember me standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset.”
• “Say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreams.”
• “No one has to know what we do.”
• “Your hands are in my hair.”
• “Your clothes are in my room.”
• “This is getting good now.”
• “You see me in hindsight tangled up with you all night.”
• “Someday when you leave me I bet these memories hold you around.”
• “Someday when you leave me I bet these memories follow you around.”

HOW YOU GET THE GIRL

• “Standing there like a ghost shaking from the rain.”
• “Are you insane?”
• “It’s been a long 6 months.”
• “You’re too afraid to tell me what you want.”
• “That’s how it works.”
• “That’s how you get the girl.”
• “I want you for worse or for better.”
• “I would wait forever and ever.”
• “Broke your heart, I’ll put it back together.”
• “I would wait forever and ever.”
• “Remind me of how it used to be.”
• “Pictures in frames of kisses on cheeks.”
• “Tell me how you must have lost your mind.”
• “You left me all alone, and never told me why.”
• “And say you want me.”

THIS LOVE

• “Clear blue water, high tide came and brought you in.”
• “Skies grew darker, currents swept you out again.”
• “You were just gone.”
• “I never dreamed of this.”
• “This love is good, this love is bad.”
• “This love is alive back from the dead.”
• “These hands had to let it go free.”
• “This love came back to me.”
• “Struggled through the night with someone new.”
• “Flickered in my mind for only you.”
• “But you’re still gone.”
• “You showed up just in time.”
• “This love left a permanent mark.”
• “This love is glowing in the dark.”
• “I watched you leave.”
• “When you’re young you just run.”
• “But you come back to what you need.”

I KNOW PLACES

• “You stand with your hand on my waist line.”
• “It’s a scene and we’re out here in plain sight.”
• “I can hear them whisper as we pass by.
• "It’s a bad sign.”
• “Something happens when everybody finds out.”
• “Love’s a fragile little flame, it could burn out.”
• “They are the hunters, we are the foxes.”
• “I know places we won’t be found.”
• “They’ll be chasing their tails tryin’ to track us down.”
• “I know places we can hide.”
• “I know places.”
• “Lights flash and we’ll run for the fences.”
• “Let them say what they want, we won’t hear it.”
• “Loose lips sink ships all the damn time. Not this time.”
• “Just grab my hand and don’t ever drop it.”
• “They take their shots, but we’re bulletproof.”
• “And you know for me, it’s always you.”
• “In the dead of night, your eyes so green.”
• “And I know for you, it’s always me.”

CLEAN

• “The flowers that we’d grown together died of thirst.”
• “It was months, and months of back and forth.”
• “You’re still all over me like a wine-stained dress I can’t wear anymore.”
• “And by morning, gone was any trace of you.”
• “I think I am finally clean.”
• “There was nothing left to do.”
• “And the butterflies turned to dust they covered my whole room.”
• “So I punched a hole in the roof.”
• “Let the flood carry away all my pictures of you.”
• “I screamed so loud but no one heard a thing.”
• “Just because you’re clean don’t mean you don’t miss it.”
• “10 months older I won’t give in.”
• “Now that I’m clean I’m never gonna risk it.”
• “The drought was the very worst.”

WONDERLAND

• “You held on tight to me.”
• “Nothing’s as it seems.”
• “I’m spinning out of control.”
• “Didn’t they tell us don’t rush into things?”
• “Didn’t you flash your green eyes at me?”
• “Haven’t you heard what becomes of curious minds?”
• “Didn’t it all seem new and exciting?”
• “I felt your arms twisting ‘round me.”
• “I should have slept with one eye open at night.”
• “We found wonderland, you and I got lost in it.”
• “We pretended it could last forever.”
• “Life was never worse but never better.”
• “So we went on our way.”
• “Too in love to think straight.”
• “All alone or so it seemed.”
• “But there were strangers watching.”
• “Whispers turned to talking and talking turned to screams.”
• “Didn’t you calm my fears with the Cheshire cat smile?”
• “I reached for you but you were gone.”
• “I knew I had to go back home.”
• “You search the world for something else to make you feel like what we had.”
• “And in the end in wonderland we both went mad.”

YOU ARE IN LOVE

• “One look, dark room, meant just for you.”
• “Time moved too fast.”
• “No proof, not much, but you saw enough.”
• “The light reflects the chain on your neck.”
• “You can hear it in the silence.”
• “You can feel it on the way home.”
• “You can see it with the lights out.”
• “You are in love, true love.”
• “You are in love.”
• “You keep my shirt, I’ll keeps my word.”
• “And for once let go, of your fears and your ghosts.”
• “One step, not much, but it said enough.”
• “We kiss on sidewalks, we fight and we talk.”
• “You’re my best friend.”
• “We’re are dancing in a snow globe round and round.”
• “And I’ll keep a picture of you in my office downtown.”
• “And I understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars.”
• “And why I’ve spent my whole life trying to put it into words.”

NEW ROMANTICS

• “We’re all bored, we’re all so tired of everything.”
• “We wait for trains that just aren’t coming.”
• “We show off our different scarlet letters.”
• “Trust me, mine is better.”
• “We’re so young but we’re on the road to ruin.”
• “We play dumb but we know exactly what we’re doing.”
• “We cry tears of mascara in the bathroom.”
• “Life is just a classroom.”
• “I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me.”
• “Every day is like a battle.”
• “Every night with us is like a dream.”
• “We’re the new romantics.”
• “Come on, come along with me.”
• “Heart break is the national anthem, we sing it proudly.”
• “We are too busy dancing, to get knocked off our feet.”
• “The best people in life are free.”
• “We’re all here, the lights and boys are blinding.”
• “We hang back, it’s all in the timing.”
• “It’s poker, he can’t see it in my face, but I’m about to play my Ace.”
• “We need love, but all we want is danger.”
• “We team up then switch sides like a record changer.”
• “The rumors are terrible and cruel but, most of them are true.”
• “Please take my hand.”
• “Please take me dancing.”
• “Please leave me stranded, it’s so romantic.”

Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

there-is-blood-on-my-hands:

• You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.
• Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
• People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
• Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
• Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
• I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
• You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
• Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
• Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
• My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.
• I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.
• I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.
• I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
• You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.
• I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.
• Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
• I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.
• Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.
• I think, therefore I’m single.
• Life’s too short to bullshit.
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
• When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
• I’d rather die my way than live yours.
• Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
• Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
• Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
• I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

(Source: toomuchtelly)

Send “Shove” to pin my muse against a wall.

little-shark-memes:

Send “Pinned” for my muse to pin your muse against a wall.

Controversial shipping asks

( texts from last night ✉ send one for my muse’s reaction )

likestoslay:

• ( text ) : uh, do you have my pants because i have yours
• ( text ) : let’s play another game of whose boxers are hanging on my fence
• ( text ) : update. a gay guy just told me that i’m the most beautiful thing with a vagina he has ever seen. how should i feel about this?
• ( text ) : i’m sorry about all the inappropriate shoe throwing.
• ( text ) : you killed a bottle of bacardi in 20 minutes. so much for being an organ donor.
• ( text ) : why can’t burritos get me drunk?
• ( text ) : i know you’re on a date and i should leave you alone, but about twenty minutes ago, i realized i haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
• ( text ) : why is my bath tub filled with mud?
• ( text ) : i’ve noticed we slowly have begun to phase the “b” out of our bromace.
• ( text ) : you just jumped of the couch and yelled “hidden tiger crouching dragon!” that’s the answer to how you broke your finger.
• ( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
• ( text ) : if i open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
• ( text ) : apparently all year, they’ve been using me as a standard for drunkenness.
• ( text ) : all i’m saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding i wash the stolen dye from his hair. i’m not doing that a second time.
• ( text ) : i need to stop drunkenly getting naked. i’m losing all my party clothes.
• ( text ) : please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. i mean he’s the one with paint on his face. i don’t need him judge judying me.
• ( text ) : sooooo, how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital, but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
• ( text ) : hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
• ( text ) : so much for not drinking this week after this weekend. congrats, you made it until tuesday.
• ( text ) : i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.

(Source: likestoslayarchive)

How am I doing with my character?

memesgaloor:

Send in your constructive criticism, your tips, your unfiltered opinion! Words of love, words of critique, so long as it’s not blind hatred!

Send 💗 to kiss my muse tenderly without explanation

(Source: moretrashyrpmemes)

Now accepting curious anons.

thcantichrists:

_{These can be character development questions, questions about any interactions you’ve seen on the blog, questions about any ships you’ve seen on the blog, questions about my muses feelings about other muses from the fandom, or anything else you may be interested in knowing about my muse.} 

(Source: thcantichrists-archive-blog)