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♡ VALENTINE’S DAY (2010) SENTENCE STARTERS.

“ my closest relationship is with my blackberry, thank god it vibrates! ”
“ when i was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. ”
“ there you have it, folks. young love. ”
“ valentine’s day was a massacre in chicago where lots of people were killed. ”
“ i don’t feel comfortable taking my shirt off in public. ”
“ love is the only shocking act left on the planet. ”
“ if you’re ever with a guy/girl that’s too good for you, marry him/her. ”
“ i shut down my playerness from new years to st. patty’s day. ”
“ i need happy, i need romantic, i need love, and i need it from you. ”
“ i would crawl over cut glass to take you to the winter formal. ”
“ dude, he’s from indiana. they only celebrate love your cousin day. ”
“ did you even consider marrying me? ”
“ when you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? ”
“ then there’s the whole thing with my parents’ horrible… ”
“ oh don’t tell me, that’ll take the fun out of guessing. ”
“ i can’t stand the idea of some jerk hurting her, i just can’t. i can’t. ”
“ what’s the greatest love song of all time? ”
“ i’ve never had an inkling before. i wasn’t sure what to do with it. ”
“ what do you do with the flowers? ”
“ you don’t step in to love, you fall in. ”
“ apparently everyone and their mother felt that way but nobody had the guts to tell me. ”
“ have you ever seen someone fall head over heels in love? it’s ugly, bro. ”
“ love doesn’t exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people. ”
“ unfortunately, the truth makes everything else seem like a lie. ”
“ it’s not about defiance, it’s about what a man will do for love. ”
“ that is a really weird way to talk to your boss. ”
“ this is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. ”
“ you know, i’d like to say yes. but… i don’t know if i can afford it. ”
“ when you love someone, you love all of them… ”

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rp-memes-atyourservice:

Or select one (or more!) from the following. Feel free to combine them!

☺ - for a happy kiss
♦ - for a platonic kiss
☹ - for an angsty kiss
☠ - for an angry kiss
✧ - for a kiss on the hand
☆ - for a kiss on the neck
✗ - for a drunken kiss

musingsource:

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

• “your feet are cold.”
  
• “movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”
  
• “you’re hogging the blankets!”
  
• “we should cuddle… for warmth.”
  
• “is that your hand on my leg?”
  
• “scoot over.”
  
• “can we watch something else? this is scary.” 
  
• “are you shivering?” 
  
• “if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”
  
• “did you eat all the popcorn?”
  
• “your hair keeps getting in my face.”
  
• “are you even wearing pants??”
  
• “stop kicking me!”
• “you’re a good pillow.”
  
• “do i look like a foot-rest to you?”
  
• “do i look like a pillow to you?”
• “i’m cold.”
• “why can’t you ever just lay still?”
  

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♡ MASTERLIST OF MUSE MEMES ♡ 1989 EDITION ♡

swiftroleplays:

WELCOME TO NEW YORK

• “Everybody here wanted something more.”
• “Welcome to New York.”
• “It’s been waiting for you.”
• “I could dance to this beat, forevermore.”
• “The lights are so bright.”
• “Take our broken hearts, and put them in a drawer.”
• “Everybody here was someone else before.”
• “You can want who you want.”
• “Like any great love, it keeps you guessing.”
• “Like any real love, it’s ever-changing.”
• “Like any true love, it drives you crazy.”
• “But you know you wouldn’t change anything.”

BLANK SPACE

• “Nice to meet you, where you been?”
• “I could show you incredible things.”
• “Saw you there and I thought, oh my god, look at that face.”
• “You look like my next mistake.”
• “Love’s a game, want to play?”
• “I can read you like a magazine.”
• “Ain’t it funny, rumors fly.”
• “And I know you heard about me.”
• “So hey, let’s be friends.”
• “I’m dying to see how this one ends.”
• “Grab your passport and my hand.”
• “I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.”
• “So it’s gonna be forever, or it’s gonna go down in flames.”
• “You can tell me when it’s over, if the high was worth the pain.”
• “Got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane.”
• “Because you know I love the players, and you love the game.
• “Because we’re young and we’re reckless.”
• “We’ll take this way too far.”
• “It’ll leave you breathless, or with a nasty scar.”
• “Got a long list of ex-lovers.”
• “They’ll tell you I’m insane.”
• “But I’ve got a blank space, baby, and I’ll write your name.”
• “You’re the King, baby, I’m your Queen.”
• “Find out what you want, be that girl for a month.”
• “Wait, the worst is yet to come.”
• “I can make all the tables turn.”
• Keep you second guessing like, ‘Oh my God, who is she?’”
• “But you’ll come back each time you leave.”
• “Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.”
• “Boys only want love if it’s torture.”
• “Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.”

STYLE

• “Come and pick me up, no headlights.”
• “Long drive, could end in burning flames or paradise.”
• “It’s been a while since I have even heard from you.”
• “I should just tell you to leave ‘cause I know exactly where it leads.”
• “Watch us go ‘round and ‘round each time.”
• “You got that James Dean day dream look in your eye.”
• “And I got that red lip classic thing that you like.”
• “When we go crashing down, we come back every time.”
• “We never go out of style.”
• “You got that long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt.”
• “And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt.”
• “Can’t keep your wild eyes on the road.”
• “I heard that you been out and about with some other girl.”
• “What you’ve heard is true but I can’t stop thinking about you.”
• “Just take me home.”

OUT OF THE WOODS

• “Looking at it now, it all seems so simple.”
• “We were lying on your couch, I remember, you took a Polaroid of us.”
• “The rest of the world was black and white, but we were in screaming color.”
• “And I remember thinking… Are we out of the woods yet?”
• “Are we out of the woods yet?”
• “Are we in the clear yet?”
• “We were built to fall apart.”
• “We were built to fall apart, then fall back together.”
• “Your necklace hanging from my neck, that night I couldn’t quite forget.”
• “Let’s move the furniture so we can dance.”
• “Baby, like we stood a chance.”
• “Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?”
• “Remember when you hit the brakes too soon? That ended in twenty stitches in a hospital room.”
• “When you started crying, baby, I did too.”
• “If you start crying, baby I will too.”
• “When the sun came up, I was looking at you.”
• “Remember when we couldn’t take the heat?”
• “Remember when we couldn’t take the heat? I walked out, I said “I’m setting you free.””
• “We can’t take the heat.”
• “But the monsters turned out to be just trees.”
• “When the sun came up..you were looking at me.”

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAY

• “People like you always want back the love they gave away.”
• “People like me wanna believe you when you say you’ve changed.”
• “The more I think about it now the less I know.”
• “All I know is that you drove us off the road.”
• “All you had to do was stay.”
• “Had me in the palm of your hand.”
• “Why’d you had to go and lock me out when I let you in?”
• Now you say you want it back now that it’s just too late.”
• “Well could’ve been easy, all you had to do was stay.”
• “Here you are now, calling me up, but I don’t know what to say.”
• “I’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made.”
• “People like you always want back the love they pushed aside.”
• “People like me are gone forever when you say goodbye.”
• “Let me remind you this was what you wanted.”
• “You ended it.”
• “You were all I wanted.”
• “You were all I wanted, but not like this.”

SHAKE IT OFF

• “I stay out too late.”
• “Got nothing in my brain.”
• “That’s what people say.”
• “I go on too many dates.”
• “But I keep cruising, can’t stop, won’t stop moving.”
• “The players gonna play.”
• “The haters gonna hate.”
• “I’m just gonna shake it off.”
• “Heart-breakers gonna break.”
• “The fakers gonna fake.”
• “I never miss a beat.”
• “I’m lightning on my feet.”
• “That’s what they don’t see.”
• “I’m dancing on my own.”
• “I make the moves up as I go.”
• “That’s what they don’t know.”
• “Just think while you’ve been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, you could’ve been getting down to this sick beat.”
• “My ex-man brought his new girlfriend.”
• “Won’t you come on over, baby?”

I WISH YOU WOULD

• “You say it’s in the past, you drive straight ahead.”
• “You’re thinking that I hate you now.”
• “Guess you still don’t know what I never said.”
• “I wish you would come back.”
• “Wish I never hung up the phone like I did.”
• “I wish you knew that I’ll never forget you as long as I live.”
• “Wish you were right here, right now.”
• “We’re a crooked love in a straight line down.”
• “You always knew how to push my buttons.”
• “You give me everything and nothing.”
• “This mad love makes you come running.”
• “Stand back where you stood.”
• “2am, here we are.”
• “I wish we could go back.”
• “Remember what we were fighting for?”
• “I wish you knew that I miss you too much to be mad anymore.”

BAD BLOOD

• “Now we got bad blood.”
• “You know what used to be mad love.”
• “So take a look what you’ve done.”
• “Now we got problems, and I don’t think we can solve them.”
• “You made a really deep cut.”
• “Did you have to do this?”
• “I was thinking that you could be trusted.”
• “Did you have to ruin, what was shining now it’s all rusted?”
• “Did you have to hit me, where I’m weak?”
• “It’s so sad to, think about the good times, you and I.”
• “Did you think we’d be fine?”
• “Still got scars on my back from your knife.”
• “So don’t think it’s in the past, these kinda wounds they last and they last.”
• “Did you think it all through?”
• “All these things will catch up to you.”
• “Time can heal but this won’t, so if you’re coming my way just don’t.”
• “Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.”
• “You say sorry just for show.”
• “You live like that that you live with ghosts.”
• “If you love like that blood runs cold.”

WILDEST DREAMS

• “Let’s get out of this town, drive out of the city, away from the crowds.”
• “Nothing lasts forever.”
• “This is gonna take me down.”
• “You’re so tall and handsome as hell.”
• “You’re so bad but you do it so well.”
• “I can see the end.”
• “Say you’ll remember me standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset.”
• “Say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreams.”
• “No one has to know what we do.”
• “Your hands are in my hair.”
• “Your clothes are in my room.”
• “This is getting good now.”
• “You see me in hindsight tangled up with you all night.”
• “Someday when you leave me I bet these memories hold you around.”
• “Someday when you leave me I bet these memories follow you around.”

HOW YOU GET THE GIRL

• “Standing there like a ghost shaking from the rain.”
• “Are you insane?”
• “It’s been a long 6 months.”
• “You’re too afraid to tell me what you want.”
• “That’s how it works.”
• “That’s how you get the girl.”
• “I want you for worse or for better.”
• “I would wait forever and ever.”
• “Broke your heart, I’ll put it back together.”
• “I would wait forever and ever.”
• “Remind me of how it used to be.”
• “Pictures in frames of kisses on cheeks.”
• “Tell me how you must have lost your mind.”
• “You left me all alone, and never told me why.”
• “And say you want me.”

THIS LOVE

• “Clear blue water, high tide came and brought you in.”
• “Skies grew darker, currents swept you out again.”
• “You were just gone.”
• “I never dreamed of this.”
• “This love is good, this love is bad.”
• “This love is alive back from the dead.”
• “These hands had to let it go free.”
• “This love came back to me.”
• “Struggled through the night with someone new.”
• “Flickered in my mind for only you.”
• “But you’re still gone.”
• “You showed up just in time.”
• “This love left a permanent mark.”
• “This love is glowing in the dark.”
• “I watched you leave.”
• “When you’re young you just run.”
• “But you come back to what you need.”

I KNOW PLACES

• “You stand with your hand on my waist line.”
• “It’s a scene and we’re out here in plain sight.”
• “I can hear them whisper as we pass by.
• "It’s a bad sign.”
• “Something happens when everybody finds out.”
• “Love’s a fragile little flame, it could burn out.”
• “They are the hunters, we are the foxes.”
• “I know places we won’t be found.”
• “They’ll be chasing their tails tryin’ to track us down.”
• “I know places we can hide.”
• “I know places.”
• “Lights flash and we’ll run for the fences.”
• “Let them say what they want, we won’t hear it.”
• “Loose lips sink ships all the damn time. Not this time.”
• “Just grab my hand and don’t ever drop it.”
• “They take their shots, but we’re bulletproof.”
• “And you know for me, it’s always you.”
• “In the dead of night, your eyes so green.”
• “And I know for you, it’s always me.”

CLEAN

• “The flowers that we’d grown together died of thirst.”
• “It was months, and months of back and forth.”
• “You’re still all over me like a wine-stained dress I can’t wear anymore.”
• “And by morning, gone was any trace of you.”
• “I think I am finally clean.”
• “There was nothing left to do.”
• “And the butterflies turned to dust they covered my whole room.”
• “So I punched a hole in the roof.”
• “Let the flood carry away all my pictures of you.”
• “I screamed so loud but no one heard a thing.”
• “Just because you’re clean don’t mean you don’t miss it.”
• “10 months older I won’t give in.”
• “Now that I’m clean I’m never gonna risk it.”
• “The drought was the very worst.”

WONDERLAND

• “You held on tight to me.”
• “Nothing’s as it seems.”
• “I’m spinning out of control.”
• “Didn’t they tell us don’t rush into things?”
• “Didn’t you flash your green eyes at me?”
• “Haven’t you heard what becomes of curious minds?”
• “Didn’t it all seem new and exciting?”
• “I felt your arms twisting ‘round me.”
• “I should have slept with one eye open at night.”
• “We found wonderland, you and I got lost in it.”
• “We pretended it could last forever.”
• “Life was never worse but never better.”
• “So we went on our way.”
• “Too in love to think straight.”
• “All alone or so it seemed.”
• “But there were strangers watching.”
• “Whispers turned to talking and talking turned to screams.”
• “Didn’t you calm my fears with the Cheshire cat smile?”
• “I reached for you but you were gone.”
• “I knew I had to go back home.”
• “You search the world for something else to make you feel like what we had.”
• “And in the end in wonderland we both went mad.”

YOU ARE IN LOVE

• “One look, dark room, meant just for you.”
• “Time moved too fast.”
• “No proof, not much, but you saw enough.”
• “The light reflects the chain on your neck.”
• “You can hear it in the silence.”
• “You can feel it on the way home.”
• “You can see it with the lights out.”
• “You are in love, true love.”
• “You are in love.”
• “You keep my shirt, I’ll keeps my word.”
• “And for once let go, of your fears and your ghosts.”
• “One step, not much, but it said enough.”
• “We kiss on sidewalks, we fight and we talk.”
• “You’re my best friend.”
• “We’re are dancing in a snow globe round and round.”
• “And I’ll keep a picture of you in my office downtown.”
• “And I understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars.”
• “And why I’ve spent my whole life trying to put it into words.”

NEW ROMANTICS

• “We’re all bored, we’re all so tired of everything.”
• “We wait for trains that just aren’t coming.”
• “We show off our different scarlet letters.”
• “Trust me, mine is better.”
• “We’re so young but we’re on the road to ruin.”
• “We play dumb but we know exactly what we’re doing.”
• “We cry tears of mascara in the bathroom.”
• “Life is just a classroom.”
• “I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me.”
• “Every day is like a battle.”
• “Every night with us is like a dream.”
• “We’re the new romantics.”
• “Come on, come along with me.”
• “Heart break is the national anthem, we sing it proudly.”
• “We are too busy dancing, to get knocked off our feet.”
• “The best people in life are free.”
• “We’re all here, the lights and boys are blinding.”
• “We hang back, it’s all in the timing.”
• “It’s poker, he can’t see it in my face, but I’m about to play my Ace.”
• “We need love, but all we want is danger.”
• “We team up then switch sides like a record changer.”
• “The rumors are terrible and cruel but, most of them are true.”
• “Please take my hand.”
• “Please take me dancing.”
• “Please leave me stranded, it’s so romantic.”

Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

there-is-blood-on-my-hands:

• You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.
• Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
• People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
• Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
• Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
• I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
• You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
• Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
• Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
• My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.
• I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.
• I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.
• I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
• You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.
• I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.
• Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
• I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.
• Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.
• I think, therefore I’m single.
• Life’s too short to bullshit.
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
• When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
• I’d rather die my way than live yours.
• Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
• Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
• I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
• Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
• I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
• If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

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