dwarfstaralloy:

jeesusfoster:

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

• [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
  
• [text]: send me pictures
  
• [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
  
• [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
  
• [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
  
• [wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
  
• [wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
  
• [wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
  
• [wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
  
• [text]: i love you so fucking much
• [text]: i hate you
• [drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 
• [text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
• [text]: i need you. now.
• [text]: please respond. im so worried about you
• [text]: last night was so GOOD
• [text]: what are you wearing? ;)
• [text]: is he bigger than me?
• [text]: did you sleep with her ?!
• [text]: you’re just a slut
• [drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
• [drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
• [drunk text]: im iss youu
• [text]: bed or floor? ;-)
• [text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
• [text]: i want you naked.
• [text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
• [text]: i want to show you how much i love you
• [text]: do you hate me?
• [text]: i’m so sorry
• [text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
• [text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
• [text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
• [text]: netflix and chill? 
• [drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
• [text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 
• [text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
• [text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

(Source: vainlla-blog)

lyricxl-dreams:

Trouble // Cage the Elephant

klexacru:

okay LISTEN do you know how much i love this?? betty really took a leap with veronica and like even tho they just made up, betty trusts veronica enough to invite her into HER SAFE PLACE and im just…wow i love this relationship

(Source: lesbianjamies)

brcatheasy:

Like for a starter based on tonights episode

xmusiings:

My soul is burning fiery red

Out of Context Gravity Falls Sentence Meme

brokemymeme:

• “I ate a man alive tonight.”
• “Time to manhandle this…man-handle.”
• “Darn beautiful men, always eating out of the trash–Wait, what?”
• “And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for like three hours! Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk.”
• “Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every living thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.” 
• “Totally righteous, bro!”
• “The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand!”
• “Songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears!”
• “Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your driveway?! Well then you gotta get Owl Trowel!”
• “You deserve a prize. Here, have a head that’s always screaming!”
• “Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns–in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!”
• “I’m a boy now! Wassup bro? Let’s grow some moustaches!”
• “I ate a salamander and jumped out of the window!”
• “Always sassafrassing the customers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants!”
• “Llamas are nature’s greatest warriors.”
• “And that’s why we don’t stick our hands in other people’s mouths!”
• “What? YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU!”
• “I smell…emotional issues.”
• “YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!”
• “You’ve become your father.”
• “The dance floor is a mine field! A mine field!”
• “Ugh, we’re behind that old guy. He’s probably going to pay with pennies, or war bonds or something.”
• “Woah, that’s amazing! And morally ambiguous!”
• “Its like if coffee and nightmares had a baby.”
• “Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.”
• “Who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car!?”
• “IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!”
• “Wanna see my impression of you in 5 seconds? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
• “Haha, pain is hilarious!”
• “Deer teeth, for you, kid!”
• “GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH! GAZE UPON DEATH!”
• “Help! The nachos tricked me!”
• “I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper!”
• “Oh no, I think I can hear my uncle. Stay perfectly still”
• “They made the house into a robot… Fascinating.”
  
• “I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!“
  
• “Today I learned morality is relative.”
  
• “There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”
  
• “HOT BELGIUM WAFFLES! Wait…I’m alone! I can swear for real! SON OF A— “
• “My heart, once as hard as oak, now grows soft like more of a birch or… something.”
  
• “It’s Heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!”
  
• “I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”
• “Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”
• “Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards!”
• “Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”
• “You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”
• “Sometimes I think: Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we’re all just biding our time until the sweet sweet, release of death?”
• “I’m legalizing everything!”
• “Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”
• “I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”
• “This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!”

Emilie Autumn Sentence Meme

brokemymeme:

Opheliac Part 5

• “Why did I turn to you?”
  
• “I only wanted a hand to pour my heart into.”
  
• “I’ll bump my grind through another night, lose my mind in another fight.”
  
• “I only gave you a chance to prove the rumors true.”
  
• “So let the record show that you murdered me in your coldest blood with your own two hands.”
  
• “Don’t think no one understands, it happens every day.”
  
• “I only turned out to be just one more girl you slew.”
  
• “Why, why, why, why?”
  
• “You’re jealous, oh? You’re jealous, why?”
  
• “It’s a simple excuse for a complex crime.”
  
• “Write this on your soul but don’t waste my time.”
  
• “If I’m going down then I’m going down good.”
  
• “If I’m going down then I’m going down clean.”
  
• “If I’m going down then I’m going down the prettiest broken girl you’ve ever seen.”
  
• “If I’m going down then I’m going the prettiest wretched whore you’ve ever seen.”
  
• “While I breathe I’ve got no evidence to prove my end.”
  
• “You’ll walk away? Nope, wrong again.” 
  
• “If it was an accident where are the tears?”
  
• “If it was a game then why couldn’t I play?”
  
• “I am the abandoner but still I remain.”
  
• “My frozen pulse quickens as the black plot thickens.”
  
• “Like this story I heard a lifetime ago where a girl took her life but what she doesn’t know is how long it takes for the water to rise and the breath to stop fighting.”
  
• “Morality plays on stages of sin.”
  
• “I am still overglorified.”
  
• “My reasons to live were my reasons to die but at least they were mine.”
  
• “Now I’ve freedom unbound.”
  
• “The pistol, the poison, the noose, or the knife. I have chosen my instrument.”
  
• “Thank god I’m pretty.”
• “I’m blessed with the ability to render grown men tongue-tied.”
• “Which only means that when it’s dark outside I have to run and hide, can’t look behind me.”
• “Every skill I ever have will be in question.”
• “Every ill that I must suffer, clearly brought on by myself!”
• “Though the cops would come for someone else, I’m blessed.”
• “I’m truly privileged to look this good without clothes on.”
• “It’s lucky I hate to be taken seriously.”
• “I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor If I couldn’t count on men to slap my ass anymore.”
• “So everybody thinks that I’m a fucking Suicide Girl.”
  
• “Marry me, he said, through his rotten teeth and bad breath”
• “I knew I hadn’t any choice, hushed my voice, did what any girl would do.”
• “When I’m beheaded at least I was wedded.”
• “When I am buried at least I was married.”
• “I’ll hide my behavior with wine as my savior.”
• “Oh, what beautiful things I’ll wear. What beautiful dresses and hair.”
• “I’m lucky to share his bed, especially since I’ll soon be dead.”
• “God, he’s ugly, but fortune is ours.”
• “Running in the gardens enjoying men, women, and flowers.”
• “My life is arranged but this union’s deranged.”
• “I’ll fuck who I choose for I’ve nothing to lose.”
• “We’re coupled together through hell, hurt, and hunger–Or at least until husband finds someone younger.”
• “I laugh as he drabs me in anticipation of sons who will run things when I’m under covers–But whose children are they? Why, mine and my lover’s!”
• “I’m lucky to share his bed So why do I wish I was..”

andhungry:

the last five years lyrics sentence starters.

• ❝  i’m still hurting.  ❞
  
• ❝  ____ is probably feeling just fine.  ❞
  
• ❝  what about lies? what about things that you swore to be true?  ❞
• ❝  run away, like it’s simple, like it’s right.  ❞
  
• ❝  maybe i’d see how you could be so certain that we had no chance at all.  ❞
  
• ❝  i’m breaking my mother’s heart. the longer i stand looking at you the more i hear it splinter and crack from ninety miles away.  ❞
  
• ❝  i’ve been waiting for someone like you.  ❞
• ❝  the minute i first met you i could barely catch my breath.  ❞
  
• ❝  well yeah, nobody’s perfect! it’s tragic but it’s true.  ❞
  
• ❝  you are the story i should write.  ❞
  
• ❝  i think that i could be in love with someone like you.  ❞
  
• ❝  i guess i can’t believe you really came.  ❞
  
• ❝  see, i’m smiling. that means i’m happy that you’re here.  ❞
  
• ❝  i mean we’ll have to try a little harder, to make this love as special as it was five years ago.  ❞
  
• ❝  and you’re mine.  ❞
  
• ❝  with all we’ve had to go through we’ll end up twice as strong.  ❞
  
• ❝  you know what makes me crazy? i’m sorry, can i say this? you know what makes me nuts?  ❞
• ❝  you could be here with me or be there with them — as usual, guess which you pick!  ❞
  
• ❝  and i know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won’t get to play with your little girlfriends!  ❞
  
• ❝  i swear to god i’ll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see i’m crying and not do anything at all.  ❞
  
• ❝  i’ve got a singular impression things are moving too fast.  ❞
  
• ❝  maybe i can’t follow through — but oh, what else am i supposed to do?  ❞
  
• ❝  i’m a part of that.  ❞
  
• ❝  and it’s true i tend to follow in his stride. instead of side by side, i take his cue.  ❞
  
• ❝  i said i’d stick it out and follow through.  ❞
  
• ❝  and then he smiles, and nothing else makes sense.  ❞
  
• ❝  first, a story.  ❞
• ❝  then the clock upon the wall began to glow…  ❞
  
• ❝  i’ve got to make due with the time i’ve got.  ❞
  
• ❝  don’t you think now’s a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?  ❞
  
• ❝  have i mentioned today how lucky i am to be in love with you?  ❞
  
• ❝  he wants me, he wants me, but he ain’t gonna get me!  ❞
  
• ❝  i’ve found my guiding light, i tell the stars each night.  ❞
  
• ❝  son of a bitch, i guess i’m doing something right!  ❞
  
• ❝  so hurry up schmuck, get unstuck and get on the scene!  ❞
  
• ❝  have you been inside the museum? we should go meet the dinosaurs.  ❞
  
• ❝  will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?  ❞
• ❝  there are so many lives i want to share with you. i will never be complete until i do.  ❞
  
• ❝  i don’t know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you.  ❞
  
• ❝  i want to die knowing i had a long, full life in your arms.  ❞
  
• ❝  will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?  ❞
  
• ❝  i do.  ❞
  
• ❝  you can not touch them. in fact, you can’t even look at them!  ❞
  
• ❝  but it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine — i mean, i’m happy!  ❞
  
• ❝  it’s not a problem, just a challenge. it’s a challenge! to resist temptation.  ❞
• ❝  i shouldn’t care what she thinks since i can’t fuck her anyways!  ❞
  
• ❝  when you come home to me i’ll wear a sweeter smile and hope that for a while you’ll stay.  ❞
  
• ❝  i am a good person. i’m an attractive person. i am a talented person.  ❞
  
• ❝  jesus christ, i suck, i suck, i suck!  ❞
  
• ❝  i will not be the girl who gets asked how it feels to be trotting along at the genius’ heels!  ❞
  
• ❝  can we please, for a minute, stop blaming and say what you feel?  ❞
  
• ❝  if i didn’t believe in you, we’d never have gotten this far.  ❞
  
• ❝  if i didn’t believe in you, we wouldn’t be having this fight.  ❞
  
• ❝  don’t we get to be happy?  ❞
  
• ❝  no one can give you courage. no one can thicken your skin.  ❞
• ❝  if i didn’t believe in you, i couldn’t have stood before all of our friends and said ‘this is the life i choose. this is the thing i can’t bear to lose.’  ❞
  
• ❝  this is the life i choose. this is the thing i can’t bear to lose.  ❞
  
• ❝  if i didn’t believe in you, i wouldn’t have loved you at all.  ❞
  
• ❝  i thought, i can do better than that.  ❞
  
• ❝  you don’t have to change a thing, just stay with me.  ❞
  
• ❝  i want you, you, and nothing but you. miles and piles of you.  ❞
  
• ❝  say you’ll move in with me.  ❞
  
• ❝  nobody needs to know.  ❞
  
• ❝  hold on, don’t cry yet.  ❞
  
• ❝  since i need to be in love with someone, maybe i could be in love with someone like you.  ❞
• ❝  don’t kiss me goodbye again.  ❞
  
• ❝  you want the last word, you want me to laugh, but leave it for now.  ❞
  
• ❝  goodbye until tomorrow. goodbye until the next time you call.  ❞
  
• ❝  i have been waiting for you.  ❞
  
• ❝  it’s not about another shrink. it’s not about another compromise.  ❞
  
• ❝  i’m not the only one who’s hurting here.  ❞
  
• ❝  i could never rescue you, no matter how i tried.  ❞
  
• ❝  all i could do was love you hard and let you go.  ❞
  
• ❝  god, i loved you so.  ❞
  
• ❝  so we could fight, or we could wait, or i could go.  ❞

(Source: chuckandblairdaily)